Ebook covers. Photograph: Kindle
J udging a book cover is by icts Generally frowned upon, the Saami goal can not Be Said for ebooks. Especially When They are called Expired ebooks Young Tales of the Old Cosmos, and the cover is a picture of three moons with human expressions best Described as “Buh?” “Hmm” and “Ooh.” When they’re That, frankly you can judge Yourselves blind.
This is something the anonymous creator of Kindle Cover Disasters HAS Exploited to great effect. His website cherry-picks The Most Spectacularly egregious real-life ebook covers, and holds aloft em for all to see. Covers Such As The Pig’s Head Part 1 by Demetri Paul (an illuminati mountain with a giant moose head coming out of it), The Hunger by Doug Dandridge (a low-res cityscape Containing a mouth, a bat, a syringe and a knife) and Arrival of the Overlords: Novel 2 – Invasion Planet Earth by Franklin Eddy (literally just a picture of a woman’s face)
“It is the hubris of it That people get a kick out of,” claims the creator. “The devil-may-care attitude of an author, who, with zero arts training, says to Themselves’? How hard can it be” He point to But … You’re a Horse by David Bussell as His Own personal favorite has winning pulpy Mills & amp; Boonish image of a passionate embrace entre a wench and a horse
Purpose much more indicative of the website are Riders of The Hound P’toonig’ai Scoots by McCoy, a closeup of a pet dog; and BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN WEDDINGS and aussi Robbing GOD OF CHILDREN Priesthood !! by Ms Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson blurry picture of the author ticked-off.
Ebook covers Photograph:. Kindle
Despite All the artwork is objectively bad Kindle Cover Disasters, the creator claims it is all That Meant to Be affectionate. “I’m for creativity. Give me a choice entre les mundane or a beautiful mess and I’ll take The Hound Riders of P’toonig’ai Every Time.”
More than anything, though , Kindle Cover Disasters is a celebration of integrity. These authors and artists Will not Be moderated by popular tastes. They know what They Want and, by God, they ‘re going to give it to us. And, Given the origins of ebook 50 Shades of Grey, Perhaps one of Them Will emerge as the next literary sensation. If people start flocking one day to the big-screen adaptation of Mystery, Murder, and Love Laced Within a bouquet of Lies by Roberta L Smith, Where You remember saw it first.
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